I've never seen so many hipsters and twitterati in one place. Typical topic of conversation: trust funds, indie bands, Hamptons... Wait, is that Zack Ephron over there? They should just turn...
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Frequently busted, lame music, stupid staff, place looks like a ghetto project converted into a basement. Last time I went some stupid chica tried to stab me! Don't bother.