This is where I attended elementary school, and look how I turned out. Not a good sign.
High Bridge Elementary School operates under the High Bridge School District and offers educational programs to more than 300 students in prekindergarten through five. The school is located in High Bridge, N.J., and offers an academic curriculum that includes reading, writing, vocabulary, spelling, English, mathematics, science, social studies and computer application. In addition, it provides classes in physical education, music, fine arts, technology, and health and nutrition. The school provides various educational services, such as administrative, human resources, financial, food services, instructional program, and transportation, counseling and custodial services. High Bridge Elementary School organizes several programs and recreational activities for the development and mental growth of children, such as garbage free lunch day, Bookmobile visit, fire prevention week, and Christmas and Halloween celebrations.