Native

"I arrived at the Austin Greyhound station late one Monday night, called some guy named Connor to come pick me up. Fifteen, or so, minutes later, he rolls up in an 80's tan, striped, Dodge Ram van...."

"Don't do it. Just do not do it. Run by an idiot named Connor. If he answers the phone, hang up. But just do yourself the favor and don't book here. I've had a reservation for weeks, they "just..."